In this strange new world,I Want To Be The First Guy there are those who fidget spin and there are those who wish this toy trend would run its course already, oh my god.
For those in the former group, a boring fidget spinner will not do. Lucky for them, there are hundreds of options on Amazon boasting impressive spin times and various claims of health and well-being benefits.
SEE ALSO: Break the mold and get a cookie fidget spinner insteadBut really, all that matters is the design. Here's 35 of our favorites.
35. Robot-like
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34. Millennial pink with gold accents
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33. Gold plastic
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32. American currency
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31. Gold brass with curved wings
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30. Iridescent with gold accent
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29. Blue gem stones
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28. Gold copper
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27. Gold brass skull and crossbones
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26. Gold brass smiley faces
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25. Metal blades
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24. Lime green
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23. Blue aluminum
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22. Rainbow Batman
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21. Iridescent hearts
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20. Red paint splatter
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19. Silver industrial flower
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18. Gold brass with three hexagonal wings
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17. Geometric rainbow
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16. Gold with black accents
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15. Gold, single piece
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14. Matte aluminum pink
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13. Classic iridescent
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12. Glow-in-the-dark
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11. Black with extra ball bearings
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10. Gold brass, two wings
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9. White with black accents
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8. Slate gray
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7. Wheel-like
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6. Gold, five arms
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5. Copper and brass
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4. Stainless steel
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3. Visible bearings, three arms
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2. Oversized bearings
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1. Teeny titanium and brass
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