What follows is White Skin Black Thighsa harrowing tale of hubris and utter degradation.

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Twitter user Joe Grabinski was out and about on Thursday, when he made the fatal error of bringing a cup of soda into a public toilet stall. Here's what happened next...

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The eventual result was even bleaker than the initial spill.

There was one last piece of advice given to him as he fled the scene.

Lesson learned indeed.

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Of course, the images themselves are impossible to verify, but what kind of monster would fake spilling soda in a public toilet for internet points?

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